How does Santa weed the garden?
With a hoe hoe hoe.

Did you hear about the Christmas cake that went missing?
It was Stollen

How does a Christmas dinner dance?
It likes to twerky

What did the hot wine say to the salty snacks?
"Mully Crispmas!"

Who is the smelliest Santa?
Farter Christmas

Who sectretly watches you at Christmas?
Mince Spies

Christmas cracker quality jokes by Kate Hazell & Ed Hawkesworth

15 x 15cm square greetings card with envelope.

Produced by fine art printers supporting The Woodland Trust project using carbon captured paper.